Sure I’ve seen him around – and smelled him. Eek! But even if you miss the stink you can’t miss the one ear on it. Think it’s a Staffy. I mean a Staffordshire bull terrier. But who can really tell with them mongrel street dogs. Corrs I don’t know it’s name. I mean, haven’t askedContinueContinue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”
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DONUTS – PART 5
I knew it, and didn’t I say I knew it beforenows…and didn’t I say, beforenows, I told yuz so? Mister Park is sitting before his shiny stainless-steel drinking bowl – ‘cept it ain’t so shiny no more. Puke-coloured scratch furs are everywhere. He eyeballs the hard evidence, eyeballs Profit&Loss and eyeballs Sherbet, wot sitting onContinueContinue reading “DONUTS – PART 5”
INTERNATIONAL DOG DAY – AUGUST 26TH
Today is the International Dog Day. If you love muttwits, why not do the following: Go for a long walk in a new place. Most dogs love exploring new and interesting places with their best friend. Bake a dog friendly treat.Donate to your local animal shelter.Tell your muttwit you love them. …and if you haven’tContinueContinue reading “INTERNATIONAL DOG DAY – AUGUST 26TH”
DONUTS – PART 4
Sherbet, the pukey yellow scratch that cohabits with Mister Park, is waiting. And Mister Park knows it. Any moment now, once he’s outside with Profit&Loss on walkies duties, Sherbet will stop waiting and get up to mischief. Honestly, yuz two, how about keeping Sherbet locked up and away from my breakfast plate and water bowl?ContinueContinue reading “DONUTS – PART 4”
DONUTS – PART 3
Corss, getting to Tesco Extra demands plenty of marker-squirting along the way. Lampposts, council trash bins, the traffic lights at the corner of High Street and Nelson Avenue, and that suspicious cardboard box left outside the sour sniffing Oxfam clothes shop. Sasha! states GitOrrf! licking at some female squirtz on the pavement. Nah mate, MayumiContinueContinue reading “DONUTS – PART 3”
MUTTPLEX MOVIE REVIEWS
Unfortunately, Westley Piddle doesn’t have a cinema, cineplex, or multiplex…only a Muttplex. But it’s showing some great movies…. 🐾🐾🐾🐾: as good as it gets on the subject. Drop everything, sniff out, scramble to catch up and ‘watch NOWS’! 🐾🐾🐾: entertaining or informative. Worth putting on your short-watch list. 🐾🐾: Average entertainment, will pass casual viewing timeContinueContinue reading “MUTTPLEX MOVIE REVIEWS”
A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret
“We don’t normally drink at this pub – bit too loud and, erh, working class for our tastes. Prefer The Greyhound, actually. Sorry, I’m digressing again. Yes, about Mister Park. A very wretched animal altogether, I’m afraid. Well, he’s a Korean Jindo – what is a normally supposed to be a disciplined and clean breed.ContinueContinue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”
DONUTS – PART 2
Feeding mat? Symmetrically placed upon floor without wrinkles. Feed bowl? Centered on mat, equidistant to all four edges. Water bowl? Brimming with clean water. Mister Park, the Korean Jindo, lives a quiet and fastidious life together with his companions P.Smith packfather and L.Smith packmother. The companions, referred to by all as Profit&Loss. Both elderly hindlegsContinueContinue reading “DONUTS – PART 2”
A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret
“Of course I’m only busking until I can get back on the stage – or on tv, or into films. So, I was lucky to find that space on The Cut where I can play my accordion, sing Boy George and earn some serious coin. Of course I’m not homeless yer cheeky arse! And paddlesContinueContinue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”
DONUTS – PART 1
Scratch are on the rise. A nightmarish cross between furry little doggies and sharp-clawed killing machines. They’re invading Westley Piddle and something’s gotta be done. Donuts, the rugby-loving Welsh Terrier, decides enough is enough – at the infamous battle of the Tesco Extra 5 bins. ▪ A particularly fresh-sniffing day in Westley Piddle, that inconsequentialContinueContinue reading “DONUTS – PART 1”
USUAL MUTTWITS 