“We don’t normally drink at this pub – bit too loud and, erh, working class for our tastes. Prefer The Greyhound, actually. Sorry, I’m digressing again. Yes, about Mister Park. A very wretched animal altogether, I’m afraid.
Well, he’s a Korean Jindo – what is a normally supposed to be a disciplined and clean breed. But not Mister Park. Bitter disappointment.
Frankly speaking – he’s causing quite a ruckus at home. Upsetting our cat, disturbing the parrot, and now that dear Sherbet has had kittens, well… He’s on his last chance. Should behave like a proper dog or it’s Freddy’s Farm for him.”