A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret

Sure I’ve seen him around – and smelled him. Eek! But even if you miss the stink you can’t miss the one ear on it. Think it’s a Staffy. I mean a Staffordshire bull terrier. But who can really tell with them mongrel street dogs.

Corrs I don’t know it’s name. I mean, haven’t asked it have I? Ha ha! Street dogs don’t have names do they – unless they’ve been abandoned. And that thing is too ugly to be anything but street born and bred. Mean spirited little bugga, too – wonder the authorities don’t catch it and cart it off somewheres!