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Unfortunately, Westley Piddle doesn’t have a cinema, cineplex, or multiplex…only a Muttplex. But it’s showing some great movies… 🐾🐾🐾🐾= as good as it gets on the subject.  Drop everything, , sniff out, scramble to catch up and ‘watch NOWS’! 🐾🐾🐾= entertaining or informative.  Worth putting on your short-watch list. 🐾🐾= Average entertainment, will pass casualContinueContinue reading “MUTTPLEX MOVIE REVIEWS”

Dear packmates, As the Muttwits Team, we would like to join the October ink drawing challenge, commonly known as INKTOBER. The challenge is to draw one sketch based on that day’s prompt using only ink, which is a risky medium to use. The goal is to create something everyday, improve your ink drawings and beContinueContinue reading “MUTT-TOBER CHALLENGE”

Knew it! Worrisome snifz really woz bad news Sparky eyeballs the unfolding events. The brown fourlegs is all large head, solid limbs and sculptured muscle, a crease of silky hair rippling along his spine as he runs.  The pretty Afghan, her coat shimmering in soft movement, following him.  For a moment Sparky stares in appreciationContinueContinue reading “POPPET – PART 4”

Unfortunately, Westley Piddle doesn’t have a cinema, cineplex, or multiplex…only a Muttplex. But it’s showing some great movies… 🐾🐾🐾🐾= as good as it gets on the subject.  Drop everything, , sniff out, scramble to catch up and ‘watch NOWS’! 🐾🐾🐾= entertaining or informative.  Worth putting on your short-watch list. 🐾🐾= Average entertainment, will pass casualContinueContinue reading “MUTTPLEX MOVIE REVIEWS”

What fires up our imaginations to write and draw stories for this ‘Muttwits’ dog blog? Everything and anything, really. Read on… Continuing the theme of inspirational people (for me, anyways), and who I’d happily share my last piece of squashed pizza under the five bins ‘round back of Tesco Extra:  Taylor Sheridan.  Taylor Sheridan (bit-partContinueContinue reading “VIEWS FROM WESTLEY PIDDLE”

 “you’relate!” Armitage scritches. “keepyourhaton,we’rehere,ain’twe?” “stickthisnumberonthedoggy” Armitage thrusts a No.11 rosette into her handpaw. Stonks and Poppet stand at the edge of the showground with loads other fourlegs. Sitting, reclining, licking at essentials, and all hard eyeballing Poppet. Oi, shaggy teets, brains not beauty wanted, init? Sasha, the cute Shih Tzu, spits. Shuttit, fluffy butt growlsContinueContinue reading “POPPET – PART 3”

The bright hot ball is high in the sky.  Herdwick pooping park is full of hindlegs enjoying the summer fayre. “Cockfest,Poppet,purecockfest!” Stonks sweats orange-sniffy lust. One handpaw covering her chops in a frenzy of excitement, other tightly clutching Poppet’s lead. Stop it! Yor sh-strangling me Stonks don’t listen.  She’ surveying the lie of the land. ContinueContinue reading “POPPET – PART 2”

Westley Piddle’s summer fayre is back in town. Poppet, the willowy Afghan blond, is sort of humpy coz she’s expected to win first prize at Best of Show.  Wot she really wants to win is some sniffy sweet eightleggers with Drizzle, the fittest muttwit ‘round abouts. ▪ A particularly quite morning in Westley Piddle, thatContinueContinue reading “POPPET – PART 1”

Donuts’ forward pack starts trotting ‘round the back of Tesco Extra towards the five bins.  Their five bins! Before getting well stuck in they need to sit, slouch, or lie down – awaiting clear directions on wot happens second.  First happenings being, corss, a bit of pre-game nit-picking and grooming action. Right then, lads, DonutsContinueContinue reading “DONUTS – PART 6”