Scratch are on the rise. A nightmarish cross between furry little doggies and sharp-clawed killing machines. They’re invading Westley Piddle and something’s gotta be done. Donuts, the rugby-loving Welsh Terrier, decides enough is enough – at the infamous battle of the Tesco Extra 5 bins. ▪ A particularly fresh-sniffing day in Westley Piddle, that inconsequentialContinueContinue reading “DONUTS – PART 1”
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Views from Westley Piddle – WEEK #7
What fires up our imaginations to write and draw stories for this dog blog? Everything and anything, really. Read on… A break from the ordinary this week – looking at inspirational people. Well, inspirational for Zozo&Jools, anyways. As a multi-cultural, multi-racial and multi-generational team (Multi-witts!) we are strongly motivated by people who break the moldContinueContinue reading “Views from Westley Piddle – WEEK #7”
HENRY – PART 5
Hen-ree, Hen-ree Mayumi pleads as Henry raises both front paws to begin some solid hammering dead center of Tuffy’s snout holes. Her voice puts him off balance and he lands down with a stumble. More than enough time for Tuffy to scrabble away. Wot? he growls down at her. Fearlessly she walks right up andContinueContinue reading “HENRY – PART 5”
A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret
“Over emotional that’s Tony’s trouble, know wot I’m sayin’? That way since Ray left us – leaving me with a broken jaw and deserting his kid to boot. Weren’t just the drink. No work, no prospects, no hope s’pose. Still, Tony missed his dad so much I didn’t know wot to do until I gotContinueContinue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”
HENRY – PART 4
“webothagreed,mrStevens,nodogsallowed” Revlegs whips off the cover from Halfleg and GitOrrf! Hold on mate, it’s freezing “whaa?” Halfleg slurs “howdid’that’muttgetthere?” “right,that’sit!” Gitorrf! is in the air, being carried straight to the front door by Revlegs. A moment of déjà vu as he’s slung out on his toilet brush tail into the snowlick. “thisplaceisonylforthehomeless” I’m with HalflegContinueContinue reading “HENRY – PART 4”
A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret
“Don’t get down to the pub much these days. Well it’s me joints, see? So’s, I get mine at the off license top of the High Street. Wotz that? I’m a bit hard of hearing. Wot? Oh, gin of course. What else would a lady drink!Luckily, it’s me dog wot let’s me get out andContinueContinue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”
USUAL MUTTWITS MOST WANTED
Who likes Muttwits? You do, of course – but wouldn’t it be great if you could show the world your very own muttwit on Muttwits.com? Simply trot over to our email zozoandjools@yahoo.com and send us a sharp photo of your sharp-looking bestie, together with 1) name, 2) breed: incl. age + sex 3) personality a few words on wot makes yor muttwitContinueContinue reading “USUAL MUTTWITS MOST WANTED”
HENRY – PART 3
The secret ingredient to KFC Gitorrf! is explaining through a noshful of spicy chicken strips to his bestie is chicken! Howd’ya mean? Tuffy, the Staffordshire Bull Terrier, is shaking both his head and his butt at the same time to escape from a KFC plastic bag. Half a cardboard box of chips between his chops,ContinueContinue reading “HENRY – PART 3”
A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret
“Taught kids all my life so a pair of Jack Russell’s running rampant is child’s play to me, excuse the pun.Nutz and Bolts are brothers – with personalities as different as chalk and cheese. Never expected to keep two of them but they came as a package. Didn’t have the heart to separate them. YouContinueContinue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”
MUSIC
Enjoying my music but not having one atom of talent to play, pluck, beat or blow on any instrument whatsoever, all I can do is listen. Pathetic really, init? Anyways, what both inspires and thrills me is to listen to masterclass musicians who I have jealously kept to myself – until nows. Below are threeContinueContinue reading “MUSIC”
USUAL MUTTWITS 