A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret

“Sparky’s a whippet, init! Sort of a pocket-sized Greyhound, ha ha!But ‘is big heart makes up for ‘is small paws and that’s down to solid training. Nah, not cay-nine training, I’m talking real training, mental and classical training – yeah, listening ter rock music an’ that.Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Golden Earing and, o’corss, them bloodyContinue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”

A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret

“Checkers? Who’s askin’ then? Useless mutt. Was normal when ‘e ‘ad four pins, lyk, but now..? There’s a reason I never bring him down the P and F. Three legs! Enough to put yuz off your pint and scratchlings, init! But ‘is talents lie elsewhere, know wot I mean? Wot helps with the lawful apprehensionsContinue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”

A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret

“Nah, don’t go asking why I got that Afghan hound as me bestie – obvs ain’t it? Pretty, pe-teet, blond, and blessed wid long legs – talking about Poppet init, not me, ha ha. We spend more quality time front of the hall mirror grooming, mix’n’matching ribbons and blinging it we even bleedin’ look alike.Continue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”