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“Over emotional that’s Tony’s trouble, know wot I’m sayin’? That way since Ray left us – leaving me with a broken jaw and deserting his kid to boot. Weren’t just the drink. No work, no prospects, no hope s’pose. Still, Tony missed his dad so much I didn’t know wot to do until I gotContinue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”

“Don’t get down to the pub much these days. Well it’s me joints, see? So’s, I get mine at the off license top of the High Street. Wotz that? I’m a bit hard of hearing. Wot? Oh, gin of course. What else would a lady drink!Luckily, it’s me dog wot let’s me get out andContinue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”

“Taught kids all my life so a pair of Jack Russell’s running rampant is child’s play to me, excuse the pun.Nutz and Bolts are brothers – with personalities as different as chalk and cheese. Never expected to keep two of them but they came as a package. Didn’t have the heart to separate them. YouContinue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”

“Sparky’s a whippet, init! Sort of a pocket-sized Greyhound, ha ha!But ‘is big heart makes up for ‘is small paws and that’s down to solid training. Nah, not cay-nine training, I’m talking real training, mental and classical training – yeah, listening ter rock music an’ that.Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Golden Earing and, o’corss, them bloodyContinue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”

“Checkers? Who’s askin’ then? Useless mutt. Was normal when ‘e ‘ad four pins, lyk, but now..? There’s a reason I never bring him down the P and F. Three legs! Enough to put yuz off your pint and scratchlings, init! But ‘is talents lie elsewhere, know wot I mean? Wot helps with the lawful apprehensionsContinue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”

“Nah, don’t go asking why I got that Afghan hound as me bestie – obvs ain’t it? Pretty, pe-teet, blond, and blessed wid long legs – talking about Poppet init, not me, ha ha. We spend more quality time front of the hall mirror grooming, mix’n’matching ribbons and blinging it we even bleedin’ look alike.Continue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”