A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret

“Does living with a dog the size of a small horse costs loadsa money? Yeah, well… That slobberchops eats more ‘an both of us put together. Corss, biggest expense is furniture constantly needing replacing – big oaf can’t help hisself. Table legs broke off, chairs crushed, cat flap busted – again, and our garden fence ff – ! Promise you, next mutt’s gonna be a chihuahua.

And all the positives? None. Nah, just kidding with yers, mate. Henry’s the most lovable dog in West Pid.
‘cept ‘round cats, or people, or other dogs. But he sure does love his Guinness – ah! Bartender?”

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