“So proud of my little Welsh bugga! Point out any other mutt – on two legs or four – wot better understands the finer points of Rugby, that most glorious game of the gods, in this town. There ain’t none.
Donuts gets his choppers round a footie and he’ll fend off the great Gareth Edwards, hisself – bless his fifty three caps for the mother country. And that’s a fact! Donuts down the park, come rain or shine, perfecting his game. And he ain’t missed one game on telly this season, neither.
Don’t believe me, you can ask the missus. Ask Donuts, boyo!”