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Unfortunately, Westley Piddle doesn’t have a cinema, cineplex, or multiplex…only a Muttplex. But it’s showing some great movies… 🐾🐾🐾🐾= as good as it gets on the subject.  Drop everything, , sniff out, scramble to catch up and ‘watch NOWS’! 🐾🐾🐾= entertaining or informative.  Worth putting on your short-watch list. 🐾🐾= Average entertainment, will pass casualContinueContinue reading “MUTTPLEX MOVIE REVIEWS”

Outside the PD compound wall. Bark some common sense, Gunty PD Duncan munches from over the wall coz I’m right busy with some important police work Ya, noshing Correct.  And we call that police noshing.  Important police noshing To repeat, what are we going to do about it? About wotz? About ze road works, corssContinueContinue reading “TREACLE – PART 4”

Although we are usually happy and excited in Westley Piddle, some days can bring bad news. I do not want to cause any more distress but please read this to remember and appreciate how precious our lovely muttwits are. Unfortunately, there has been a very destructive earthquake on the 30th of October in Izmir, aContinueContinue reading “NEWS FROM WEST PID.”

Butt lickin’ muttwits just dont appreciate my responsibilities Treacle is grumbling as he drags Sixlegs towards home so easy for GitOrrf and thems hundred other West Pid muttwits – wotz trotting about squirting and pooping all they wants  Ah, to slip the leash in Herdwick pooping park and be allowed to run. To run. Free.ContinueContinue reading “TREACLE – PART 3”

What fires up our imaginations to write and draw stories for this ‘Muttwits’ dog blog? Everything and anything, really. Read on… Continuing the theme of inspirational people (for me, anyways), and who I’d happily share my last piece of squashed pizza under the five bins ‘round back of Tesco Extra:  Peter Zumthor.  Peter Zumthor (visionaryContinueContinue reading “VIEWS FROM WEST PID”

MUTT-O-METER: 🐾🐾🐾🐾: as good as it gets on the subject.  Drop everything, , sniff out, scramble to catch up and ‘read’! 🐾🐾🐾: well-written, entertaining, or informative.  Worth putting on your reading list. 🐾🐾: Average read, will pass the time but does not exceed expectations – even modest ones. Ultimately forgettable. 🐾: Seriously! There are manyContinueContinue reading “VIEWS FROM WEST PID”

A splatter of mud hits Treacle on the snout, followed by another, sailing above overhead. Splat!  Onto the pressed white shirt of Sixlegs. “Treacle!” Wot in butt-lickin’ hell? As two small muddy fourlegs scramble up from the pooping pipe hole and trot towards him, crossing the High Street and dangerously dodging roundlegs. Hi ho Treacle,ContinueContinue reading “TREACLE – PART 2”

Ongoing road works in the small urban community of Westley Piddle have diverted growling roundlegs through narrow streets and squished a popular fourlegs. Things must change. But wot? Treacle the guide dog has a plan and the muttwits ain’t gonna lyk it. ▪ A particularly noisy day in the small town of Westley Piddle, thatContinueContinue reading “TREACLE – PART 1”

Sparky, wot about stoppin’n’noshin’? No time, mate Henry shakes his large head, splashing away the rainlick. No time for noshing? Wot I means is, one: I grab Poppet, two: yu slap muttwit, three: we goes noshing, afters Load of numbers, init? Henry mate, just give that big brown muttwit a right hammering and I’ll crunchContinueContinue reading “POPPET – PART 5”