“Sparky’s a whippet, init! Sort of a pocket-sized Greyhound, ha ha!But ‘is big heart makes up for ‘is small paws and that’s down to solid training. Nah, not cay-nine training, I’m talking real training, mental and classical training – yeah, listening ter rock music an’ that.Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Golden Earing and, o’corss, them bloodyContinue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”
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A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret
“Checkers? Who’s askin’ then? Useless mutt. Was normal when ‘e ‘ad four pins, lyk, but now..? There’s a reason I never bring him down the P and F. Three legs! Enough to put yuz off your pint and scratchlings, init! But ‘is talents lie elsewhere, know wot I mean? Wot helps with the lawful apprehensionsContinue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”
A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret
“Now look here my friend, life in Westley Piddle ain’t all fun and games, what? Confounded roadworks, one way systems, bicycle lanes! One betting shop and only two pubs. Two! What bloody nonsense. Treacle? What about him? Steady chap, does his best, best paw forward and all that. But confused most of the time –Continue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”
A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret
“Nah, don’t go asking why I got that Afghan hound as me bestie – obvs ain’t it? Pretty, pe-teet, blond, and blessed wid long legs – talking about Poppet init, not me, ha ha. We spend more quality time front of the hall mirror grooming, mix’n’matching ribbons and blinging it we even bleedin’ look alike.Continue reading “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret”
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