COLOR CHART FOR SNIFFY THINGS
unhappy muttwit snifz
blue – purple unhealthy / evil / rotten purple dead / decaying / ill
purple – red nervous / aggressive / fear
red anger / madness / rage / violence
red – orange overly sensitive / nervous / disgust / desperate orange hunger / stimulation / lust / desire
happy muttwit snifz
orange – yellow character / marker scent / tantalizing / signature yellow cheerful / optimistic
yellow – green passive / weak green natural / fresh
green – blue assertive / ambitious / inquisitive
blue conquest / alpha-spirit / determined
GLOSSARY OF SNIFFY THINGS
B.
– beforenows = dog’s time reference to all past events
– bright cold ball = the moon
– bright hot ball = the sun
C.
– caterpillarlegs = all plant machinery (uncountable Nn.)
– Chuckles Chippy = fish & chips takeaway
– Costa = popular high street coffee chain
E.
– earflaps = dog ears descriptor
– eyeholes = dog eyes descriptor
F.
– fedlegs = Police Dogs
– flaplegs = birds (uncountable Nn.)
– fourlegs = dog/s (uncountable Nn.)
– furrylegs = Squirrels
– futurenows = dog’s time reference to all future events
G.
– Greggs = popular high street food chain
– growling roundlegs = cars (uncountable Nn.)
– guidelegs = service dog
H.
– heavylegs = cows (uncountable Nn.)
– hindlegs = human/s (uncountable Nn.)
– houseden = human habitation
– houselegs = domestic dogs
– howling roundlegs = police vehicle (uncountable Nn.)
– Human Bean = coffee shop
I.
– the ‘Indian’ = Star of India curry restaurant in Westley Piddle High Street
K.
– KFC = fast food chain
L.
– ‘lickoff!’ = hard expletive (incl: ‘lickyou’, ‘lickit’,’ lickme’)
– longlegs = horse/s (uncountable Nn.)
M.
– Mackers = McDonalds fast food chain
– marker posts = trees, lampposts, rubbish bins, etc.
– muttwit = derogative term for a fourlegs (muttwits – plural)
N.
– nows = a dog’s time reference for all current time events
R.
– rainlick = rain
S.
– scratch = cats (uncountable Nn.)
– scritch/scritching = hindlegs speaking noises
– snifz = primary sense used by all fourlegs
– sniffy colours = complete range of smells (sniffs) perceived as colours (see chart)
– snowlick = snow
– spikeylegs = hedgehog (uncountable Nn.)
– spindlylegs = rodents (uncountable Nn.)
– squirtz = to urinate (also used as dog’s time reference)
– summers = dog’s time reference to passing of year/s
– streetlegs = derogatory term for a street dog or mixed breed dog
T.
– Thameslick = Thames River
– tinylegs = insects (uncountable Nn.)
– ‘trots’ = (verb) fourlegs fast walk
– the ‘Turkish’ = Istanbool kebab takeaway
W.
– Westley Piddle = small town between Bisham and Cock Marsh
USUAL MUTTWITS 