Name: Daisy
Breed: Irish Golden Retriever, 7yrs female
Personality: “EXTREMELY emotional. Befriends cows. Loves belly rubs, swimming and squeaky
toys”
Spanner sez: who don’t – but I’m gonna take them squeaky toys soon as I eyeballs them
Name: Dusty
Breed: Golden Retriever, 9yrs female
Personality: ”cry if you stopped petting her head, a free spirit, likes hanging out around pubs”.
Henry sez: I lyk the sound of that!
Name: Gri (Eng: Grey)
Breed: Rabbit, 1yr,5 months male
Personality: ”Loves chewing on the toilet paper rolls the most. The two ears never faced the same
direction, ever.”
Nutz sez: I’m tellin’ yers, West Pid’s gone to the rabbits, know wot I mean, bruv?
Name: Köpük (means Bubble in English)
Breed: Domestic cat, 7 months, female
Personality: ”friendly, highly impulsive and not at all lazy – loves playing fetch, hide and seek or any
other possible games that she can run”
Missy Biscuits sez: Better not catch yuz in Herdwick pooping park, know wot I mean mate?
Name: Mocha
Breed: German Shepherd mixed-breed “streetlegs”
Personality: hedonistic! Loves attention at all hours – especially belly-rubs
Boomer sez: Lucky muttwit – I luvs tickles on me belly, too. Trouble is, no hindlegs wanna give me
thems!
Name: Ollie (full name: Oliver Cromwell Johnson), known as ‘Ollie’ to his friends.
Breed: Chinese Sharpei, 8yrs male
Personality: “Borderline Autistic, yet very well-behaved – except when chasing Deer and Squirrels,
sniffing or scent marking”
Drizzle sez: Mayt, listen up mayt – if yu don’t lyk doing squirtz then yuz ain’t a proper muttwit!
Name: Rufus
Breed: Shih-tzu, 5yrs male
Personality: “he is a very crazy, funny, excited (at all times), loving, smelly, cute, energetic,
handsome, joyful BFF!”
Tuffy sez: hello mat, erh, fancy some all day brekkers down at Greggs? Erh, yu go snatch it and I’ll
direct ops from here…
Name: Susi
Breed: Domestic cat, Female
Personality: not known but she’s a mother
Mister Park has definite opinions on scratch : Scratch, another one? AND a mother? Totally
unacceptable in my opinion
Name: Sütlaç (named after Turkish dessert made with milk)
Breed: Domestic cat, 11 months female
Personality: “our daughters’ best friend/source of entertainment, always curious”
Giblets sez: Oi! Who said scratch are allowed on this site? Dog-dammit!
USUAL MUTTWITS 