Poppet – Afghan Hound
Every dog-eared muttwit with plum bobs attached wants to try his chance at every opportunity. And none of thems are mister right!
Sausage – Dachshund Hound
Wot happens happens a small voice remarks from the corner Who are yu? I’m sausage
PD Shadow – German Shepherd
Wotz unacceptable Shadow shakes his earflaps is how some foreign dog lyk yu gets accepted on the force in the first place.
Sparky – Whippet
I am Fenrir Sparky croaks, chops dry companion of Tyr, Norse god of war So wot! Drizzle cocks his head, ready to lunge.
Treacle – Labrador
Butt-lickin’ muttwits just dont appreciate my responsibilities Treacle is grumbling wotz trotting about squirting and pooping all they wants
Tuffy (One Ear) – Staffordshire Bull Terrier
Poop on the grass or in the road lyk wot civilized fourlegs do he trots into the gutter and lays down a perfectly sensible poop right there and then