A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret

“Nah, don’t go asking why I got that Afghan hound as me bestie – obvs ain’t it? Pretty, pe-teet, blond, and blessed wid long legs – talking about Poppet init, not me, ha ha. We spend more quality time front of the hall mirror grooming, mix’n’matching ribbons and blinging it we even bleedin’ look alike. Poppet’s
a right male magnet’ alsos, know what I’m sayin’?

Competition? Ha ha, only during daylight hours, s’pose. Never let her go clubbin’, drinkin’, and hooking up on Tinder every evening an’ that. Be animal cruelty, wouldn’t it? Corss, Poppet would if she could.

Watcha fink Poppet?”

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