“Me name’s Alex and I live at the Pig & Ferret – er, on the doorstep outside, to be honest. I share it with a scruffy Border Terrier what’s called Charly. A lazy piece of work what sits about all day and sheds hairs on my sleeping bag…get oorff! I keep telling him, but he don’t. Nah, love him really.
Why am I sleeping rough outside the pub? Coz, I got one leg and it’s tough holding down a job. Ain’t my fault, izit?. That’s one pound for all the intel, thank you very much. And have a nice day sir!”
USUAL MUTTWITS 
Love the random darts stuck around!
Good intro to two characters too.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Westley Piddle boasts one of the oldest drinking spots on the River Thames. But it wouldn’t be a ‘real’ pub without a few darts stuck here and there 🐾
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